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Job Description: Assistant to the regional manager. A little about me: Ten years ago, I was running a prostitution ring in Northern Chechnya. Getting drunk on cheap vodka and smoking bad weed used to be my life. After a near-fatal toaster accident, I re-assessed my life and decided to move to the mystical county of Somerset. I became an ordained priest over the Internet and now I work for this website getting paid next to nothing. I'm happy with life and my hobbies include playing dominos with disadvantaged children at my church and making pot-noodle sculptures.
Email me at: nelson@somersetsubstandard.co.uk |
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Name: Nelson Jebediah Piccolo.